Math rizz

Rizz that uses math in it
And example of maybe rizz is- Math is always talking about X and Y and never U and I. Then someone would state you got math rizz
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Math class bored

Definately another class of bored. Bored enough for you to write a definition of Urban Dictionary.
I'm soooo bored in mathhhh.
I'm Math class bored.
by GEO2009 May 12, 2023
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MAL Math

Short for “Mar-a-Lago Math.” Questions that creative math educators love to pose to expose the dark businesses and malpractices that often take place there between Mr. Pinocchio and his entourage of rogue advisors and morally corrupt lawmakers: shady deals, illicit affairs, illegal storage of classified documents, doctored valuations, and the like.
One billion-dollar MAL math question that has divided real estate agents and bankers is the value of the notorious Floridian private club, which ranges wildly from $18 million to over $1 billion.
by Numerati December 10, 2023
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Fight-or-Flight Math

When it is humanly understandable to give up instead of persevering when faced with a false start or failure in solving a math problem—when the pain-and-gain mindset is often missing among struggling or frustrated students, who mistakenly thought that only those blessed or born with the “mathematical gene” could do math.
Fight-or-flight math makes it hard for us to think clearly, logically, and reflexively. Let not negative emotions take control of our reactions.
by Numerati August 8, 2024
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Miranda Math

Austin gives Miranda chocolate.

Miranda spills chocolate on herself.

It’s Austin’s fault.
That’s Miranda math
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math class

Hey I know, let’s play a game!
Put a finger down if…
1. You feel like math class is a mental torture institution that should be abolished.
2. Nothing you ever learn in Math applies to your real world situations.
3. You had math class at the end of the school day or at the beginning of the school day
4. No matter how hard you studied or how positive you are about the quiz you took, you magically failed.
5. Yet somehow the people who complained that the test was too hard got 90s or 100s
6. Your teacher on the outside looks like a nice person but inside they hate you with a burning passion
7. You were mentally burned out or had an ongoing situation and couldn’t do the homework
8. …But your teacher couldn’t care one bit if your goldfish died
9. Your teacher taught easy equations but left you with the hard ones.😒
10. Throughout anytime in your math class days, you said “Fuck it” or “It is what it is”😒
Now that lunch is over… Time for Math class
*sighs in depression*
by NoFriendlyFire21 August 2, 2024
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