Mad Waste

When something really sucks.

Ex.”This party is mad waste bro.”

by definitionerer December 14, 2017

Jacob mad

When your so furious with jealousy that your titties explode.

"My crush fucked my brother, now I'm Jacob mad"

by Church_of_memes August 2, 2016

mad bombed

mad bombed is when a person has comsumed a considerable amount of alcohol. Another word for being exceptionally drunk/off your face or the consequences (hangover) which will occur the next day after many a drink.

'i am mad bombed', 'nice being massively bombed last night mate', 'im mad bombed this morning, fuck lectures'.

by bants February 4, 2009

Mad Monkey

When your girl tries to put your banana shaped cock in your mouth but it makes the Mad Monkey ANGERRYYY!! So then you spank her in the bojangles and tear out her pube hair, and use superglue to put it all over your body, officially making you the maddest of monkeys,

Good ol Albert: That girl tried to give me head, but that made me turn into a Mad Monkey!!
Good ol Bobby: I noticed you had brown pubes all over you.

by Good Ol Dude March 14, 2019

mad care

The response to something so inane that you absolutely can not be bothered to think about. Even for a second.

Q: "Did you hear that the local rappers are angry we're going to see Kanye?"
A: "Mad care"

by Hamds January 14, 2014

Mad Tingz

Issa phrase written by the greatest sexiest brown rapper in the game. Repeated and used as a tagline on his SoundCloud raps, Lil Nikul recieved inspiration from his repeated use of mad tings. It means something crazy and scary

Wow it's Lil Nikul
Lil Nikul: Mad Tingz!

by Lil Nikul February 19, 2019

mad feels

when you like/love someone so much that it's hard to focus on anything and anyone else; extremely deep and passionate gratitude towards someone

i have mad feels towards jessica man, im flunking so many classes because that ass is always on my mind.

by Kale69 June 19, 2017