cock-locked

when you're stopped from doing something because of an erection.

after reading that sexy email from my girl, I was cock-locked to my desk and missed the start of the meeting.

how was that lap dance?
great, but I'm totally cock-locked to my chair.

by Leebs March 29, 2007

chutney locker thief

Someone who likes anal sex - general a homo.

Jeez... he looks like a chutney locker thief

by wordweasel May 12, 2009

Thumb Lock

When having a girl bent over and fucking her in the pussy you shove your thumb in her ass and hook it so you can hold on and she can't get away.

I thumb locked my girlfriend and she loved it.

by joemomma69 April 13, 2011

Coronavirus lockdown

Coronavirus is a virus, a horrible one though. It has caused more than 100,000 deaths. The pandemic had started in the year 2020 about in Feb. Many people died, and many recovered.

I hated that Coronavirus lockdown.

by CHESS BRO November 24, 2020

pop and lock ness monster

a fictional lock ness monster that dances

got to youtube and search dance baby dance by sick animation it has the pop and lock ness monster

by nigletousity January 2, 2011

your teeth are locked the fuck up

1. You look good, you have it together, you are definitely looking hot.
2. You are exactly right, you said that perfectly.

L: "Do you think I am unclear with that statement?"
A: No, your teeth are locked the fuck up on that one.

by DVBE July 11, 2011

Armor Lock

Its an Armor ability in Halo: Reach
Whille in armor lock you can't move or shoot
Useful against Explosif wepons (Rocket launcher, fuel rod gun, plasma grenades)
Not the best Ability, if you want to proove that your not a noob

Your in a match, you see some noob spawn camping with the rocket launcher. He shoots at you, you use the armor lock, you survive

by DehNoobShow October 3, 2011