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griddy lock

1. When you are late for class and trying to make it through a hallway, but there is a large flash mob blocking your way, and they’re all hitting the griddy.

2. When you have premarital sex and have conceived a child out of wedlock, you must hit a sustained griddy for the duration of the women’s labor. This will atone for your sins.
Definition 1
Gosh diddly darn it, I’m trying to get to my geometry class, but the entire fricking student body has reduced the hallway to griddy lock.

Definition 2:
Priest “My son, you have committed a great sin with this pregnancy”
Sinner “what must I do to atone?”
Priest “you must commit the dankest griddy while your wife gives birth. This will make the child born in griddy lock, instead of wedlock, cleansing you”
by G. Jeremiah Pant. November 20, 2023
mugGet the griddy lockmug.

Lady lock

When a dude fills a woman with his cum during intercourse.
Dude says: Yo bitch, I’ll make you look like a lady lock when I fuck the shit out of you!
by Got2btru December 7, 2018
mugGet the Lady lockmug.

tiktok lock

When a person opens tiktok and gets locked in wasting hours of their life thay can never get back.
Charley signed in to check his email but noticed a tiktok notification. He looked up 3 hours later and said "how is it already 3 o'clock? " "Brah you been in a tiktok lock since noon!"
by LYNETTE LAMBERTI March 5, 2021
mugGet the tiktok lockmug.

varsity lock

Someone who is definitely going to make varsity next season.
"Jeff is a varsity lock did you see how much playing time he gets"
by toop223 October 20, 2023
mugGet the varsity lockmug.

Locke

A total hottie, that cute boy that I don’t have the courage to ask out. He’s such a cutie. My dream guy
Locke is seggsy
by itzmegersy September 26, 2021
mugGet the Lockemug.

Caps lock

Slang for "A big lie".
This slang word derived from the now popular slang word Cap which means a lie or used when a person says a something untrue.

This word is used when one says a big lie
Whatever that man be saying is caps lock
No caps lock I didn't cheat on my paper
by The.black.klown January 24, 2021
mugGet the Caps lockmug.

Barrel Locked

To be locked to a proverbial barrel, such as 'bent over a barrel' with no feasible means of escape.
A buddy of mine is barrel locked (bent over a barrel) with a vendor at work. He can't get anything done cause the vendors solution doesn't work, and management won't allow him to replace the vendor.
by -=v00d00=- March 21, 2023
mugGet the Barrel Lockedmug.

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