Jared

A guy who pees on something to make art.

“Is that Jared? What did he draw this time?”

by Cheeeztordee December 29, 2021

Jared

Someone who has sexual intercourse with cats.

Someone who rapes cats without consent

Someone with a 4” by 14”

Someone who gapes cats

Someone who eats cat

Someone who overall pounds pussycats

Oh hey is that jared? Yeah, he fucking pounds cat!

by Yourlocalcatpedophile January 2, 2022

Jared

He is the nicest guy around if you need someone to talk to, talk to a jared. They are a little immature at times, but if you need a guy who will treat you write Jared’s your guy. If you become Jared’s love interest treat him right.

Jared is the funniest guy alive

by Tennisgurl January 5, 2022

jayda

jayda is stupid jbag she things she all that when she really not . she needs to go suck out her mudda stupid likkle bitch.

if you have jayda as your girlfriend your stupid cuh she’s a slag

by phatbackhoe. January 9, 2022

Jared

So easy to love yet so hard to beat in a fight. Big kid, big personality, big talent, big ego. Confidence radiates stronger than the sun. Don’t know why every girl couldn’t go after Jared. Usually has a really hot girlfriend who’s out of his league, but he only uses that to make himself more confident. Who wouldn’t love him?

Oh my god I love Jared.

by Anonymous21166 January 11, 2022

Jawed Karim

An American software engineer and Internet entrepreneur. Known for uploading the first video on YouTube known as "Me at the zoo". He's also disappointed in YouTube for removing the dislike button, which really says something considering he's one of the founding fathers.

"When every YouTuber agrees that removing the dislike button is a stupid idea, it probably is. Try again, YouTube." -Jawed Karim

by BadlyDrawnMedievalLion January 18, 2022

Jakedagoat

Aka Jake Sawyer, gets women and has sexual stuff

Jakedagoat is a w rizz no kizzy

by Jakedagoat8 January 20, 2022