JD Vance

Couch fucker

That guy is a total JD Vance. I don’t let him near my couch anymore.

by anonymouscornholio August 10, 2024

JD Vance

A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.

Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises

Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker

That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”

by SZCY August 11, 2024

jd Vance lawn sign

An old couch placed in a front yard, typically offered for free.

Thought my neighbor was voting for Trump after seeing him put that JD Vance lawn sign in-front of his house.

by HawkeyeZ August 11, 2024

JDFC

Just don't fucking care

They wanted to tell me why they were late again but at this point jdfc.

by Bakaway August 19, 2024

Jdne

A word used to describe the state of which a person has nothing else to say. Pronounced Jd'n'è

You: I dont like pizza, its too oily.
Person: hmm
You: Jdne

by Rmzz September 16, 2023

Jds447

Cool gamer boy who is petite shy and really timid. Not great at gaming. Most famous quote: '' Did I stutter '' he then proceeded to stutter.

Jds447 is a knobhead.
Jds447 is being toxic and should be ended.

by jds447 October 2, 2023

JD

He's not a rebel. He's fucking psychotic. But, I can FIX HIM I CAN FIX HIM I SWEAR.

"JD, you're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic!"

"you say tomato, I say tamato"

by Jennyb3an October 4, 2023