Baby Pipe

A small penis that resembles a baby's
Haha you got a baby pipe
by dat_nigga_over_der_haha May 25, 2010
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Poo pipe plunger

Invented by Jo Majic to describe one who is accustomed to the act of plunging ones member or some other phallic device into the poo pipe (anus)
Yeh I know quentin he's been known to plunge into the poo pipe of many young frisky men, some would say he's a total poo pipe plunger
by Nikki Majic April 10, 2010
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Alaskan Snow Pipe

A turd wrapped in clingfilm and then frozen, to be used as a penetrative sex toy on the ladies, alone or with company. Hard and cold on the way in, mushes and melts to size after a bit.
'ey Janet, just off to drop a kid at the pool, fancy an Alaskan snow pipe later?
by DP81 December 17, 2010
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Crack Pipe Pete

1. A Person who thinks they can outdo anyone in drugs while either not dieing or passing out i.e. Could smoke the most marijuna, Could snort the most cocaine. 2. Someone to compete in drug use with. 3. Jeff G.
Bro 1: "Man lemme stop and hit the bong, pop a pill, smoke a blunt, pop a bean, take 14 shots, titty fuck your mom, shoot birds at the airport AAAAAANNNNND.....be home before dinner. CRACK PIPE PETE AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME BITCH!!!"
Bro 2: ".........Dude...your gay..."
Bro 1: "Why...?"
Bro 2: "Because I just did all that a second ago, theres nothing left to base head off of, check for yourself..."
Bro 1: "Piss....."
by MonsterDipper88 September 04, 2008
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Rusty gas pipe

When you're having sex with a girl and she starts her period so you put your penis in her anus instead.
She was on her period so I gave her the rusty gas pipe.
by Uncle rectum May 02, 2020
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Pipeing American beer

It's when a men/woman does oral job and the reviewer then takes a piss.
by Werdar October 22, 2017
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Poor Man's Pipe

A pipe constructed from any material that is available or at little cost. Can consist of anything from an apple, tinfoil, plastic bottles to pvc pipe, deer antler, or anything really.
Why buy a pipe when you can make a Poor Man's Pipe, after all you are a broke hippie.
by Jockco willy May 06, 2013
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