A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.
Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.
by Yo I’m Kate February 18, 2019
The one cock that you, for whatever reason, keep coming back to, similar to how Bill Murray's character keeps waking up on the same day in 1993 classic Groundhog Day.
- Girl, you gotta stop screwing that Jason fuckboy. He ain't good for you.
- I can't! I try, but I keep waking up with him. He's my groundhog hog.
- I can't! I try, but I keep waking up with him. He's my groundhog hog.
by otto88 October 29, 2021
A breakfast that is free at a cheap hotel consisting of food that has been put in warmers for too long and made for the masses.
by Cheap Traveler June 25, 2023
When someone hogs all the coffee not long after a new pot was brewed,thus being a caffeniation hog. Caf hog for short.
person 1:"What happened to all the coffee?"
person 2:"Greg showed up with his travel mug and filled it up
person 1:"What a caf hog"
person 2:"Really. He doesn't even have a job, he's not traveling anywhere."
person 2:"Greg showed up with his travel mug and filled it up
person 1:"What a caf hog"
person 2:"Really. He doesn't even have a job, he's not traveling anywhere."
by burt reynold's mustache. June 03, 2007
by The Walternative February 24, 2020
The incessant insistent blue bog & hog blog could consist of issues, such as, I love sleeping.I love keeping. I love time keeping n even d oc. Weeping as ts cleanses th spirit
for th purpose of greater gud.
for th purpose of greater gud.
by Hercolena Oliver May 02, 2010
An aggressive motorcycle rider who tries to intimidate larger vehicles that could easily kill them. Chihuahua-Hogs are all bark with no bite, and frequently ride in groups.
by iCaveman May 31, 2025