the hair ball

(n) a type of sex configuration in a threesome where a hairy man is in between two other partners

Cole, Chris, and I tried out the hair ball this weekend. It was wild.

by noaboa1212 December 4, 2016

Fakial hair

A fake beard/and or moustache

Why am I always getting roles in plays that require me to wear fakial hair?

by Kizmitt July 8, 2009

Hair System

A hair system (aka toupee) is worn by men with hairloss or who are going bald to create the look of real hair. They are made up of a base with hair attached to it that is taped/glued onto the head and last for several months at a time.

I love your new hair system, where did you get it?
I got it from Lordhair!

by luc9999 October 27, 2021

Pineapple hairs

The green things on top of a pineapple as named by anix in his latest YouTube Video. Please subscribe

Gordon Ramsay: YOU NEED TO CUT PF THE PINEAPPLE HAIRS YOU DISGUSTING PEASANT
Contestant: Ok I Will Cut Off The Pineapple hairs next time...

by yelram June 16, 2020

protagonist hair

Weird hair cut or color that sets apart the protagonist from the supporting character

Wow, Goku has a bad case of protagonist hair.

by Fluffy_Cerberus January 24, 2017

Jesus Hair

A term used describe a man's long (past shoulder length), voluptuous hair.

Pedro: Yo, Ricky man, I'm serious man! This dude got Jesus Hair, yo!

by Jack Lone May 25, 2020

stripper hair

excessively long hair that reaches and or exceeds your but crack

that girl got stripper hair , its long as shit !

by _ash December 26, 2015