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Grape

Slang for a fat rodent. primarily hamsters, gerbils, or rats.
"you need to lose weight, you fucking grape!" *hamster starts crying from embarrassment*
by Sylver Frostpaw April 14, 2025
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Grape

Slang for a fat rodent. primarily hamsters, gerbils, or rats. Can be used on smaller pets like cats, chihuahuas, or whatever is around ankle size and smaller.
"you need to lose weight, you fucking grape!" *hamster starts sobbing loudly*
by Sylver Frostpaw April 14, 2025
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Grapeshifter

A person who celebrates the festival of Bacchus on a daily basis. A heavy consumer of wine style alcohol products.
“Goodness, it’s wine o’clock! Crack open another bottle of the old Spumante my dear!” he exclaimed.

“You’re turning into a bit of a grapeshifter, it’s only 10 in the morning.” She replied.
by Westerbergist May 14, 2025
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Grape-Crushin’

When eating multiple bags of fruit snacks, you separate the grape gummies from the rest and fill a separate bag with the grape gummies to be consumed in one bite - unleashing a delicious grape flavor all over your mouth.
Grape-Crushin’ today, Bill. I went through 50 bags. Hottest Grape-Crushin’ of my life.
by The Smith. June 25, 2025
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Grape

The epididymis in a man’s scrotum. The veiny bit behind the testicle Wich transports sperm.
“I massaged my grape last night and it’s all smoothe now, it also feels like I’m having a mini orgasm every time I change the angle I’m sitting on
“I was with Gina all night last night. She proper grabbed my bollocks and Swang off them like a church bell pulley. Proper exultant shit. Needless to say, my grape feels like it’s been pulled half away to buggery”
by Pat Dry June 30, 2025
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Grapevine mindset

Grapevine mindset is the understanding that real growth—in life, goals, career, money, relationships, hobbies, you name it—is like growing a grapevine. It takes time, sometimes a couple of years, of consistent nurturing and hard work before you see the fruits of your labour
Lee: Bruv, I’ve been on YouTube a whole month now, and I’ve got hardly any views, and no subscribers to LOL.

Frank: Don’t worry, bruv. I was reading this self-help book the other night. It said you’ve got to have a grapevine mindset. You nurture your ideas, like growing a grapevine—work, hard be consistent, be patient. Eventually, it’ll pay off.

Lee: Init, bruv.
by Jamie Cheese February 11, 2026
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