uptown real estate

big boobs, area that is nice and safe in contrast to the grime and filth located downtown where a number of unknown diseases flourish
howard: i ain't ever eat pussy in my life but i wouldn't mind going downtown on that broad, she classy
desmond: real talk...she got some nice uptown real estate too, look like million dollar mansions
by bobbycuzin August 27, 2007
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Real Funny Hours

The time of day between 11:00 pm to 4:00 am. It is comprised of being on Skype with your friends and screen sharing, collectively looking at random and weird things on the internet, such as cringe and porn.
Aaron: "It's almost Real Funny Hours!"
John: "God fucking dammit"
by You_Have_No_Idea August 18, 2017
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The-Real-Scuba-Steve

The-Real-Scuba-Steve is greater than the Vestibule at IGN.com. Considering he is only an outsider, he is the best user overall.
"The-Real-Scuba-Steve is the bomb!" yelled a kid in the hallway.
by The-Real-Scuba-Steve September 18, 2003
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Real ni🅱️🅱️a hours

The realest ni🅱️🅱️a hours, for black males to communicate.
They are hanging out with real ni🅱️🅱️a hours.

What time is it? It’s real ni🅱️🅱️a hours
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real jesus tears

Real Jesus tears is when something very truamatic has occurred and you begin to cry. The tears are not the same at just crying though. When you cry real Jesus tears you can feel the pain and suffering in your chest and stomach.
I failed my final exam, when I got the paper back I cried real Jesus tears.
by Just frickin peachy February 06, 2017
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Reality TV Real

Something or someone that is fake, scripted, acting the part.

Someone who boasts that they keep it real when the truth is they are far from keeping it real.
Margo: Do you think Karen's boobs are real?

Lori: Girl please, those boobs are "Reality TV Real".

Toly: Is Miguel as real as he constantly claims to be?

Robert: Miguel, Real?! yeah "Reality TV Real"!
by Rc916 November 15, 2013
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free real estate

Someone that is easy, someone that is easy to lay, DTF
Sophia has slept with everyone, that ho is free real estate.
by GMRMOM April 01, 2018
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