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Flatcake

It's a more polite way to say fucking shit , because there are (video)websites that censor or hide some comments , this is because of certain word usage !!!!
Well Sir , You have the absolute right to believe whatever you want , I really don't give a flying flatcake !!!!
by Holy Scheiße May 24, 2024
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Flatism

The act of flattening, crushing, and reducing the human genitals to ash, in the pursuit of sexual pleasure. This act can be performed in groups, though not exceeding fifty-seven. Flatism is often used as part of a courting ritual between those who do not wish to procreate…….. EVER!!!!!
“I saw on Janet’s profile that she’s into Flatism! That is very appealing to me because I to am aroused by the idea of my genitals being crushed under the weight of a tractor.”
by Jackson KamaSutra June 5, 2024
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Flatapus

A Flatapus is a play on the word Platypus. A Flatapus is the opposite of a FUPA.
Girl #1 - OMG Your pants are so tight you can see your FUPA!

Girl #2 - Shut up! You're just jealous because you have a Flatapus!
by Princesspitstop July 17, 2024
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flat universer

a physicist who thinks the universe has zero curvature based on measurements of the observable portion of it, and who does not understand the concept of local flatness of a topological manifold
Yo, that physicist thinks he has ruled out spherical and hyperbolic models for space. There goes another flat universer.
by Dr Q July 26, 2024
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Flat up

When a bubbly liquid, like soda, goes flat
"I hate buying 2L bottles of coke, they always flat up quickly"
by philcagitz July 29, 2024
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flat purse

When you spend money on yo man. bchs b like "couldn't be me" we know flat purse
by Rras86 December 25, 2024
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Flat-screen T.V

What's left after someone opens a Carbonated-screen T.V and then just let's it sit there for a really long time without using it.
I prefer Carbonated-screen T.V's over Flat-screen T.V's.
by all-hail-cthulhu December 28, 2024
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