Filthy Well

Upon hearing your significant other claim that they have to shit: Eating out your partner's asshole up to a point where he/she begs you to stop, as they are going to defecate right then and there - yet the tongue keeps searching for sweet, sweet aqua.

Alisa woke up last night and headed for the toilet - I got there just in time to give her a Filthy Well - it ended up messy.

by Fadder In Law January 17, 2011

filthnast

somethin so filthy and nasty, you have to put the word together.

Her booty is pretty filthnast

by Junior.Max January 24, 2011

Filthy Mellander

The act of shitting on ones face, then rubbing it in with your belly.

Debra got a good filthy mellander last week, i can still smell that shit!

by Hitler15 February 21, 2011

Filthnormous

Being dirtier than filthy. Incredibly dirty to the point of extreme desire to not be in the area. Also causing an extreme desire to clean to the extreme.

Filthnormous is dirtier than the floor of the produce section of the grocery store

by Dmitius10101 June 29, 2011

Filter hope

The mild self-delusion that your unanswered emails are actually going into the recipient's spam folder.

A: Didn't you already email her?

B: Yeah, but what if she didn't get it? I'd better call.

A: That's a filter hope, B.

by subsubsublibrarian October 8, 2011

Filthy Lummox

A sick and disgusting creature who is often overweight and stores dried pizza and hotdogs under his/her breasts. Filthy Lummoxs' live in small caves underground or in Section 8 homes in America. They live off disability and roam the garbage dumpsters for leftovers (that is, if they are capable of rolling there in the first place.) Everyone that has visited the home of a filthy lummox dissappears. The Lummoxs' caves smell of feces and rotten sewage.

"Wonder where Sally went to, maybe to go see that Filthy Lummox down the street." -Jimbo

"You must mean Rosie o' Donnells house!" laughed Terri

by YoungJohnsSon December 19, 2011

Filthy Snowblower

The act of blowing cocaine into someone's anus with a straw, then snorting it back out.

I gave that stripper a filthy snowblower the other night. They don't make water hot enough to scald the shame away after that.

by J-Unit138 November 5, 2012