Fortnite 

The game that sucks the life out of your boyfriend when you wanna hang out with them. They never pay any attention to you, whatsoever.

Girl: hey wanna go out tonight
Boy: nah. I'm playing Fortnite tonight.

Fortnite by vhatishappening May 9, 2018

Fortnite 

A better version of PUBG
Fortnite is a game played by virgins

Hey john wanna go out on a date?
No im busy playing fortnite...

Fortnite by Dutchfag March 5, 2018

Fortnite 

the next crack cocaine for our youth

crack cocaine compared to fortnite, fortnite has the bigger addiction rate

Fortnite by Yeahboi2018 May 9, 2018

Fortnite 

A rage software

you will never be good at fortnite, get out

Fortnite by 🅱oi May 9, 2018

Fortnite 

The new version of gay porn

<You> Yo I’m going to play Fortnite

<friend> Damn you’re as gay as 2 men fucking.

Fortnite by 69966996699669 May 9, 2018

Fortnite 

If you haven't heard of this you better go back to your cryo-preservation for personal safety.

I'm better than you at Fortnite!
I have more kills than you in Fortnite.

Fortnite by Virtunihile March 8, 2018

Fortnite 

When you know how to have fun and how to leave your moms basement for once

John:Want to play fortnite

Joe:naw I’ll play pubg instead

Fortnite by Lajitfiter March 8, 2018