Eateremus

When you've sat in a pair of wet shorts all day and your ass is red, chapped, and sore.

After a long day of fishing in a wet boat, I came home with a bad case of Eateremus.

by Mistress Cornbread November 26, 2010

Jello Eater

One that consomes mindless things such as reality television, junk food, celebrity magazines and silly music.

A vapid, silly and empty person.

It turned out she was a jello eater as she owned season six of the bachelor on DVD.

by hydra1970 November 22, 2011

Hungry eater

Girls who are extremely eager to have a boyfriend or husband. Will go to extreme lengths to be overly flirty, overly skany, and overly aggressive to trap a man in her hungry hands. Or a girl who comes on to men strongly just for sex.

Friend: How'd your date go last night?
Guy: The girl started telling me what she'd like her engagement ring to look like, then she kept massaging my nuts with her toes.

Friend: damn hungry eaters

by Funky Col'Madina January 2, 2012

bamboo eater

Japanese fat guy

Oh you´re a bamboo eater, so you are Japanese ?

by Viroson February 1, 2017

Noodle Eater

Non asian women who date asian men as a way of dating up economically and sometimes depending on geography, socially. Sometimes for intellectual genes .. mostly common in Liberal cities, corporate environments, and affluent neighborhoods. Will typically choose the asian man over all if his penis is over 6 inches, has a great job and social life and doest look like a typical asian beta male (only 5% exist in the whole planet earth). Non asian men typically do not confront these types of asian men as they are typically higher value and are "affiliated".

Britni? Shes a mean noodle eater..you know she flat out said asian and white genes makes the most beautiful babies...she straight noodlin...

by PorfiRubirosa January 29, 2018

Apple eater

One who eats another’s ass by shoving there face inside a females ass and eating it . It is very common to hear “ass eating season” also known as the season you eat ass, but if you are an Apple eater you are privileged enough to be considered one who eats ass all year long. Keep on eating ass!

That Apple eater is wild, he even eats ass in the church bathroom!

by Bobjames432 May 16, 2018

Cake eater

Someone from Connecticut

I just saw someone with Connecticut plates, what a cake eater

by Hakman1982 July 10, 2018