Dong Swatch

When your dong is so long you can wrap it around you wrist so when people ask what time it is you can make them look at it as you tell them some fake time

yo check out jims dong swatch he must need 3 girls for that

by ferret421 March 27, 2009

Dong

A slang term for penis.

Kyle: '' HA! dong''
Chris: '' What?''
Kyle: ''Its slang for penis!''

by xxKatelynKannibalxx December 21, 2010

scam-a-lama-ding-dong

A SCAMbag who will do anything for a buck as well as lie, cheat and steal 2 get what he/she wants.

A scam-a-lama-ding-dong will charge you $50 for a $20 pair of sneaks and tell you that you're getting the bargain of the year.

by Scandalista December 14, 2006

asalamalading dong

like saying hi but the bad way bro

asalamalading dong sam
asalamalading dong mike

by mo bro March 8, 2008

poondong qwon dong

pussy! It is between the vertical lips of the woman genitalia.

where the poondong qwon dong at, i thought this was an orgy.

by Esko September 11, 2003

Bapa-Lapa-Shapa-Lapa-Ding-Dong

An epic-ly epic event. Could also mean a huge penis.

1)DUDE! That game was Bapa-Lapa-Shapa-Lapa-Ding-Dong!
2) OMG! Thats a Bapa-Lapa-Shapa-Lapa-Ding-Dong!

by Günthér-Panda October 7, 2010

dong fongs

1. chinese food outside of West Point
2. hungry for asain food

see also- the dong and shits

Man that dong fongs General Tso's chicken jacked me all up.

I need some dong fongs.

by WP_flava April 25, 2005