dry january

Dry January is the process of intercourse in the cool January air, which is low in moisture and tends to leave everything dry and uncomfortable. Much like getting your tongue stuck to a pole.

After December, dry January becomes a prevalent danger
We were in the woods, and nothing worked, it was dry january all over again

by Xdave January 04, 2015

turd dry dock

after turning off the water supply to toilet and flushing all water out of toilet....do your business. thus, turd dry dock. useful for occasions where you want to piss somebody off or just gross them out.

joel- hey mike, did you go to your boss' christmas party?

mike- yeah, that bastard gave me a no-motion so i did a turd dry dock right before i left his house party!

joel- did you do the thing where you unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off and wipe your ass and then roll it back up for the next asshole?

mike- of course!

by dark korner January 13, 2010

virtually dry humping

When you and a buddy "poke" each other back and forth long enough on Facebook, you get hot for each other.

Jack: pokes Jill
Jill: pokes back
Jack: pokes back
Jill: pokes back
...
Jack is virtually dry humping Jill.

by VirtualDryHumper November 14, 2011

Texas Dry Rub

The act of eating flaming hot Cheetos and covering your hands in the powder, then masturbating.

I just Texas Dry Rubbed my dick

by Hugh J ASS May 11, 2018

connecticut dry rub

When a guy wraps his penis in sand paper and puts it in a girls anus and has intercorse.

Wow Billy gave that girl a Connecticut dry rub last night and now she is in a wheelchair

by SketchMcTrip August 19, 2010

dry ass cooch

An abnormally dry vagina. For women who share underwear, having a dry ass cooch can be a detractor or a positive.

I don't want those panties, they had your dry ass cooch on them.

by markeee2239 February 24, 2011

dry sixty nine

A softcore version of the more widely known sixty nine. The dry sixty nine is donw with clothes on. Side effects may inclue: denim face, velcro chin, zipper burn and draw string asphyxia

That girl was such a prude, she would only dry sixty nine!

Come on honey, are you really gonna be that mad? All I did with that girl was dry sixty nine. It was totally innocent!

by Marin Dad August 04, 2008