doodie-hopper

The insertion of the second toe in from the left side of the left foot into either nostril, following ejaculation into the nose.

'I swear to god Shawn if you doodie-hopper me one more time my nose is going to explode!'

by Albert Speer December 25, 2007

Doodie Slapped

main: something so unbelievealbe that the only thing more unbelieveable would be getting slapped in the face with a handfull of poop

alt: a major insult - to signify you are full of crap or not worth shit

literal: getting hit/ hitting someone with a handful of poop, or getting hit by someone who has just used the bathroom without washing their hands

"dude did you hear what happened to shawrty?"
"yeah she got doodie slapped by her phone bill"

by arj1n3d May 25, 2008

doogers

exclamation used to show displeasure at a situation that you have caused

similar to saying crap, shit, or damnit

After accidentally dropping something, or closing out of a window online, one would say "Doogers!"

by The Real Dascove August 4, 2008

Dookie Shoot

a mixed drink, patron (or everclear) and vodka with a dab of chocolate liquer!!!

Let me get that dookie shoot on the rocks.

by dirtydrinkerofstuff100 February 18, 2009

Doodie As

A word founded in Middlesbrough, UK, meaning "cool" or "great"

The gig was doodie as!

by enchantica February 8, 2009

dookie rush

when you have a girl poop on you chest and you run as fast as u can and hug her. then squeeze until both of you are covered. pretty disgusting

Franks: Dookie Rush time
Ester: Not Again!!!!!
Franks: Ohhhh YEAHHHH

by l30iscool11 February 25, 2009

Dooglehagger

A piece of pet poop thats been left on the lawn cause lazy pet owners wont pick it up.

"Oh man, i stepped in a dooglehagger!"

by flux3r February 4, 2010