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Musty Crab

A cheep perfume smell worn by a tiny bossy lady.
Have you smelt Ann? Every room she enters, she leaves a musty crab aroma.
by Crownsumo March 14, 2025
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Cruise Crab

Cruise Crab (noun) – A tourist who scuttles off a cruise ship for a few hours, overruns a resort, hogs the amenities, disrupts the peace, and then disappears back to sea before sunset. Often seen in loud groups, sunburned, clutching a frozen cocktail, and leaving behind a trail of rental towels and half-finished piña coladas.
“Dude, this resort was perfect until the cruise crabs swarmed in and took all the pool chairs.”
by jaweedus March 19, 2025
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crab

it is a creature
Jake: wow look at that crab

Sam: The September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11,d were four coordinated suicide terrorist attacks carried out by the militant Islamist extremist network al-Qaeda against the United States on September 11, 2001. That morning, 19 terrorists hijacked four commercial airliners scheduled to travel from the New England and Mid-Atlantic regions of the East Coast to California. The hijackers crashed the first two planes into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York City, which were two of the top five-tallest buildings in the world at the time. Following the first two impacts, the third and fourth flights were similarly coordinated to attack targets in the Washington metropolitan area.
by ASoppingWetBagel May 28, 2023
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crab man

crab man is a semi-professinal Brawllhalla player and a pretty bad speedrunner who has skills in coding and HTML
" have you seen that crab man got last in the Brawlhalla tournament?"
by FM VII June 15, 2023
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Crab legs

She's crab legs
by banana_phone June 22, 2023
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Crabbing

Taking a haircomb and running it through your pubes to get the crabs out
"damn bitch you need to go crabbing"
by octoNG March 13, 2023
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Crusty Crabs

Recepy for Crusty Crabs:

- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.

Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!

*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.
I really felt like grabbing some Chicken McNuggets at the local McDo but i figured i had a nice bag of Low Cal Crusty Crabs at home.
by SpongeBawbz March 17, 2023
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