coffee stamp

the coffee stamp is performed by spreading ones buttcheeks, placing their anus on the unsuspecting victim and leaving behind a small brown ring, much like the stain a coffee cup would leave on a piece of paper.

dude mike passed out early! lets go coffee stamp his forehead!

by singleton October 13, 2008

coffee ride

when you do unexplainable things with a boy that can't be told

"I had the best coffee ride with him, but I can't go into any details."

by coffeegal69 October 18, 2008

just like coffee

its just like coffee :

Dude: Shes so hot!

You: Just like coffee

Dude#2: Awe man i failed my math test!

You: Just like coffee

by FuckWiddIt December 9, 2013

coffee colored

what everyone will look like after all races mix for several generations

Brazil is filled with coffee colored people

by Thinking Housewife October 25, 2013

boner coffee

A dumb ass male individual that simply has a raging hard on and dips that shit into a hot cup of joe resulting in the male's dick being on fire then lets his "mate" lick that cup of joe residue off the dick

William: Good morning sweety do want some breakfast or a little bit of boner coffee?

Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee

by Randy Sinatra November 27, 2013

coffee with milk

a coolidiculous/very offensive, depending on the context, term for a bi-racial, or perceived to be bi-racial, person

the phrase coffee with milk, under certain circumstances, can actually offend the person you are talking to. please do not use it à tort et à travers

by Sexydimma January 31, 2015

Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.

Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015