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Fuck Coffee 

Morning sex - used as a replacement for coffee to help accelerate the waking process.
Crystal: *wakes up* urggggh, I'm so hungover...I need a double espresso

Paula: uh, we're out of coffee beans...

Crystal: damn gurl, I need to be fucntional in an hour! Shall we have some fuck coffee instead?

Paula: Sure, just keep your morning breath away from me.
Fuck Coffee by CrystalLaCroix September 4, 2010

berocca in my coffee 

A euphemisn for anal sex. Originally defined as any homosexual activity, the term grew to mean any type of anal sex in general. (Hetrosexual or otherwise).

Designed to allow those who engage in the act to talk about their sexual exploits in relative secrecy around people unaware of the definition. Although has become less effective as it has spread to be fairly commonly known in its city of origin. Melbourne, Australia.

Berocca itself is a tablet soluble in water that contains vitamins and is used to aid general health and well being. It is popular as a hangover preventative or cure.
Scenario 1

Christian: Dude way to much berocca in my coffee this morning.

David: You shouldn't mix berocca and coffee that would taste terrible!

Christian: No dude, I mean I had my ass pounded like a freight train and can't walk straight, duh.

David: Oh I get it, the coffee is your butt, and berocca is a black man's penis. You gay guys crack me up with your crazy words.

Scenario 2

Mary: (on a crowded train) Wow I got some serious berocca in my coffee last night.

Julia: Oh yeah, who's the lucky barista?

Stranger: Do you girls mind!? I don't need or want to hear about how much berocca you got last night. Jeez.

dunkin donuts blueberry iced coffee 

the most delicious iced coffee beverage ever created
gonna get me some dunkin donuts blueberry iced coffee, cause its the blueberry yum yum

California Coffee Break 

Pouring Smoldering Hot To Moderately Hot Coffee On Ones Testicles And Having A Female Lick It Up. ( Caution May Cause Burning Of Some Type )
After A Long Day At Work My Girlfriend Gave Me A California Coffee Break To Ease My Mind.

hobo coffee 

When a person can only afford a handfull of coffee beans instead of a cup of actual coffee from a cafe or franchise such as starbucks.. said person can mash the beans in a puddle and lick it off the ground.
Emma "Damn, I've only got one dollar"
Taylor "No biggie just buy some beans and make hobo coffee!"
hobo coffee by blacks_avengers December 9, 2009

cup-of-coffee 

A small container for coffee or other hot beverages which can be gripped by a handle and drunk from
I had toast for breakfast and a cup-of-coffee
cup-of-coffee by Yeah Right July 18, 2003