wonder cock

A penis of mammoth or mythical proportions.

"He had a wonder cock so extraordinary that even Chuck Norris would bow down before it's mighty girth"

by C. Fo June 16, 2006

cock snorkler

A person who sucks up to the boss so much that it seems like removing the boss's cock from the person's mouth would be like depriving him from oxygen.

That cock snorkler in accounting is going to get a raise before the rest of us for sure!

by Sherry The Commo Goddess October 13, 2006

Cock Rocket

When you shoot a load of semen across the room by holding onto the base of your penis while you ejaculate and then releasing your grip 2-3 seconds after cuming.

Joe shot a cock rocket across the room at maxium velocity after and intense sexual encounter with his wife.

by jojobigred July 5, 2009

Cock Pocket

A vagina or other female orifice for the male penis

Lets go fill our cock pockets (pick up men)

by Jim Thomsen August 4, 2006

alarm cock

When you wake a girl by poking her with a hard cock.

Kelly: Why do you look so tired?

Erica: Sam's alarm cock woke me up early.

by wplv April 26, 2010

cock mobster

noun: any person who cant live without being penetrated by a cock every single day. it is highly likely that this person would be labelled by society as a skank.

"We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock.
But it wasn't a cock,
It was a cock mobster!!!"
(B-52's)

Dave: "The cock mobster i mail-ordered from Iceland came with a predisposed case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! soooooo not cool, man..."

by the storm drains May 19, 2009

Cock Safari

The act of a woman engaging in excessive promiscuous behavior with multiple partners.

My girlfriend dumped me and then went on a Cock Safari with every guy who works at Taco Bell.

by [INH] Helios January 5, 2009