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Crusty bud

Finger blasting you chick with a nectar collector in her ass and then pulling it out and taking a fat ole dab, then passing it around to all you friends
Me and the boys had a crusty bud after my chick left
by Bucky stills December 23, 2023
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Crusty ipad kids

The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.
Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!

It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,

Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it
by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023
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crusty bud

Inserting your weed pipe in your girls ass, then pulling it out and taking a fat rip
I gave my girl a crusty bud and git lit
by Bucky stills January 11, 2024
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Crusty

A Crusty occurs when you cum in your pants pursuant to a lap dance.
After Ruby made me jizz my pants, I handed her 4 Crusty dollars
by anonymous January 26, 2024
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Craston

rush in a unready way
“i craston to school most days
by poopdam December 6, 2023
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craston

i was craston to school
by poopdam December 8, 2023
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Crasting

John: "Hey bro did you start that assignment that's due tomorrow?"
Henry: "Nah man I been crasting. I had a whole month to do it too."
by JordanJJoestar December 10, 2023
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