Bum Clock

A big black ground beetle (Northern Ireland slang)

I lifted a sod of turf and a bum clock ran out and scared the wits out of me.

by Fasciola June 12, 2018

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abbeys bum

The peach of all peaches

Abbeys bum is fit bruv

by Y7286 June 12, 2017

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hair bumming

Where one glues hair on the bum and walks around asking people to brush it

Daniel: "What are you up to this weekend fam?"
Matt: "Just gonna go out hair bumming with the boys"

by SpiritualPigeon May 22, 2016

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bum webbing

The cross-hatched webbing pattern that forms from dry dirty anal hair, so that faecal matter has to rip through like a child on a trampoline tower

He was going to fuck my ass last night but in stead dumped me because I hadn’t waxed my bum webbing

by itsnotnino January 14, 2023

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1. An intense LSD (or other psychedelic substance) experience, also referred to as a “Trip”, in which the person under the influence begins to feel an overwhelming sense of disappointment, despair, dread and anxiety.

2. Term describing an unpleasant experience while on large amounts of hallucinogens.

Hippie 1:Sorry I freaked everyone out when I ran off into the woods, but I was having a totally “bum trip” and couldn’t get away from my shadow.

Hippie 2: Bummer, maaan. I had a “bum trip” last week on that sunshine acid. I was so outta my gourde it was a bummer.

Hippie 1: Bummer, man.

Hippie 2: Yeah man, total bummer, man.
Hippie 1: I know, maaan, like, “bum trips” are a total bummer.

Hippie 2:Tell me about it! Such a bummer!
Hippie 1: Oh, okay…so I had a majorly “bum trip” at the party when I stripped naked and ran into the woods. My shadow was a major bummer and totally bummed me out, maaan.

Hippe 2: Dude man, you are totally bumming me out! Bumming me out worse than this Grateful Dead drum solo. Has it really been 45 min of drums?? Bummer.

by $wen$on August 20, 2021

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