Bummed water

Communal water tainted by anal sex

My cousin is having a party tonight, it should be good but make sure you don’t go in the hot tub. His misses only does anal inside it. I’m not getting in that bummed water.

by Jamie jokes March 12, 2023

bum dog

A way to express disappointment or grief. Something to say when you're sad when talking to a bro.

Bro 1: Hey dude can you pick me up on your way to Dave's?
Bro 2: No way.

Bro 1: Bum dog.

...

Bro 1: Hey dude wanna go skydiving?
Bro 2: Not since I broke my knees.
Bro 1: Bum dog.

by tradbro August 20, 2018

Bum Scrumbling

When you are accidentally sitting on an item or object that someone else or yourself is looking for.

Friend 1: ‘Where is my phone!?’
Friend 2: ‘You’re bum scrumbling it!’

by LEDjelly March 20, 2019

swim bum

A swim bum is a type of guy who loves the outdoors, hiking and is adventurous. Will wear thongs and knock off blue oakley sunnies from the servo. Usually has a dad called Ian. A swim bum loves a good hike on the weekend. Loves a cold beer and is a chill type of guy.

Hey I’ve started dating a Swim Bum…

by D88 February 23, 2023

Jungle Bum

One whose asshole has far exceeded the regular hair to sphincter ratio. The enveloping pubic stingers accumulate to such an amount that it suiting to refer to them as a jungle.

"It won't come out, I've got a severe case of jungle bum"

by Anal Plunderer November 2, 2015

bum skat

The end product of a whino or junky, when they gotta do numer two. This act usually takes place in public places 125 & Lex subway station, or the bushes in Prospect Park. Usually sprays out like gunnite except the nozzle is the anal orifice. Usually applied up against the wall or tree. Mushy consistency. No warning signs of used toilet paper in surrounding area..

JOE: Hey, check it out, the druggie is even in style with those droopy-drawers.
PHIL: No, he has been leaving too much bum skat in his pants. It has been piling up in there. He does not know how to use the lamp post to clean his ass properly.

by toiletronic December 19, 2005

Bum Tigger

Sounds highly racist but legally isn’t. Great comeback material.

Hey asshole
Shut up Bum Tigger

by C00chiMan69 November 12, 2020