hair bumming

Where one glues hair on the bum and walks around asking people to brush it

Daniel: "What are you up to this weekend fam?"
Matt: "Just gonna go out hair bumming with the boys"

by SpiritualPigeon May 22, 2016

Bum Clock

A big black ground beetle (Northern Ireland slang)

I lifted a sod of turf and a bum clock ran out and scared the wits out of me.

by Fasciola June 12, 2018

bum hut

A hut or house that a homeless person would make out of findings, usually found in parks, or under freeways

hey john nice bum hut!

by YTSIRK October 22, 2008

abbeys bum

The peach of all peaches

Abbeys bum is fit bruv

by Y7286 June 12, 2017

bum webbing

The cross-hatched webbing pattern that forms from dry dirty anal hair, so that faecal matter has to rip through like a child on a trampoline tower

He was going to fuck my ass last night but in stead dumped me because I hadn’t waxed my bum webbing

by itsnotnino January 14, 2023

Bum Gobbie

A) The action of inserting the penis inside the anal cavity through the sphincter - where the anus acts as mouth and pulsates for a pleasurable outcome.

B) When individual A positions themselves directly behind individual B at waist height, seperates the butt cheeks and proceeds to give felacio to said individuals anus - inserting their tounge in and out (in a circular motion) for a pleasurable outcome.

"I'm so parched I'd do anything for a glass of water, I'd even give a bum gobbie to wet my lips"

by Soxandsandlesmadeforspeed April 19, 2018

Bum saggle

Another way of calling someone an asshole

You're such a fucking bum saggle

by Fuckwhoevertookmyname May 7, 2018