adj./noun
A mysterious phenomenon wherein someone—typically a person over 60—manages to instantly close, crash, or confuse any digital device the moment their fingers make contact with the screen or keyboard. Characterised by the accidental swiping away of important content, random app openings, or making a browser disappear with a single touch. No one knows how it happens. It just does.
A mysterious phenomenon wherein someone—typically a person over 60—manages to instantly close, crash, or confuse any digital device the moment their fingers make contact with the screen or keyboard. Characterised by the accidental swiping away of important content, random app openings, or making a browser disappear with a single touch. No one knows how it happens. It just does.
"Don't let Dad try to fix it—he's got serious boomer hands. We'll lose everything."
"She was watching a video, touched the screen, and now we’re in airplane mode. Classic boomer hands."
"My mum’s boomer hands closed 17 tabs just trying to scroll."
"She was watching a video, touched the screen, and now we’re in airplane mode. Classic boomer hands."
"My mum’s boomer hands closed 17 tabs just trying to scroll."
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Wife: Yeah. They only buy Boomer Roll.
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Get the boomer zoomies mug.In programming, a boomer loop (sometimes erroneously referred to as a "for loop") would look something like this:
public class urbanDictDef {
public static String boomerMethod(Object boomerloop) {
for(int i=0; i < boomerloop.length; i++) {}
}
}
public class urbanDictDef {
public static String boomerMethod(Object boomerloop) {
for(int i=0; i < boomerloop.length; i++) {}
}
}
intern: *stops drooling on himself* "hey Bill, how can I iterate through this array?"
bill: "use a boomer loop, dumbass."
bill: "use a boomer loop, dumbass."
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