Jone Bone

Popping a Boner while listening to the Jonas Brothers.

"Wow, that guy has a MASSIVE jone bone right now.

by ConmaniaC March 30, 2008

bone dry

Bone dry is a phrase commonly used to describe any person that is any of the following: twisted, wasted, high, fucked, trippin, shroomin, ripped, comatose, smashed and general retardedness of any non handicap persons. See also several advanced states including but not limited to; bonemotherfuckingdry, megabone, comabone and at times soberbone.

"Dude! You just fell on your face! Your bone dry!"

"Some bonemotherfuckingdry jackass forgot my shoes."

"Dude is Casey megabone already? We just got here!"

"I can't remember last night, I must have been comabone"

"Some soberbone guy just gave me to much change, lets get bone."

by little blake May 22, 2008

T-Bone

When you grinding with a girl and you get a full on erection and you flip your dick onto the girls back, as if it were riding it like a horse.

1st Bro: Yeah dude last night i T-bone'd Lauren and Morgan
2nd Bro: What??
1st Bro: Yeah i just swung my hand down and lifted my schlong onto her back it was nice.
2nd Bro: Nice

*fistbump*

by Elevendyhundred November 20, 2011

J-Bone

A person whos name starts with J (hence J)and has sex with many women (hence bone).

Yo that's a real J-Bone beside you.

by sinaman May 26, 2006

bone dance

An incredibly lame euphemism for "Doing it". The act of having sex.

I heard the date went well last night. Did you guys do the bone dance?

by John Wayne January 12, 2005

D-Bone

A person who enjoys duct taping women to the bed when having sex with them.

That guy with the tape is a real D-Bone with her.

by rodney sanders May 13, 2005

smoking bone

An variation of "bone smoker". Nothing more or nothing less. All of the douchebags whose lame ass attempt to be funny or just totally wrong in defining smoking bone are probably themselves "bone smokers". Or if you prefer "smoking bone".

Monica Lewinsky was really into the act of "smoking bone" of the former President William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton.

by stiffy_allan March 16, 2010