Beef Hopper

A person's mouth or pie hole.

Hey missy! Shut yer beef hopper!

by the Hogspanker April 20, 2006

beef hangover

When the amount of beef consumed is greater than or equal to the size of one's dome, causing severe lethargy, ADD and angina; you cannot get a beef hangover from fast food

Dude, I just had a huge burger at <insert name of local burger joint here> and I have the worst beef hangover.

by flettch August 18, 2008

fecal beef

or, more properly, foecal beef.

n. The fetid substance within the colon that is the result of the digestion, or partial digestion, of a large slab of beef.

"Dude, I ate the biggest fucking steak of my life last night, and now my insides are exploding with fecal beef."

"Honey, what did you have for dinner at that convention last night? The toilet is clogged with foecal beef."

by BenTheGrate November 29, 2009

beef in the can

Taking a penis or other obect that is stuck in one's ass.

Jim, are you still "taking beef in the can"?

by David Todd March 19, 2007

DJ Beef

A disc jockey known throughout the United States and parts of Eastern Europe as the mix master who drops the best techno beats.

We're going to go to DJ Beef's show and listen to his phat 15 minute techno remix of "I'm Blue"

by James Good July 12, 2006

fag beef

penis belonging to that of homo erotic origins

The young Philippino was greatly displeased with not having the opportunity to wedge his fag beef into some zesty manpoon.

by bondono rodriguez August 1, 2007

Beef Cake

-Another definition of a gas chamber


-An extremely smelly fart in a closed area.

-Something like a beef stew but affecting a group of individuals.

"Open the window and a beef cake came in."

John beef caked during the history exam.

by the urban speller March 12, 2009