Beat machine

A slang term used by some people to refer to their heart, as it is the machine within them that beats.

Cindy broke my beat machine when she dumped me.

by Bros before Swine January 17, 2018

Rank beats

Music that is well-known for its use while deficating. Good shit-taking music dude.

Until Paul had turned on the rank beats, he was having a little difficulty taking a dooper.

by Stevie Y November 10, 2004

Beat the Cheese

When one masturbates or jerks off so hard that one farts.

Dude last night I bought a new porn and I went to town and beat the cheese. - John

That is utterly disgusting - Greg

by KCoffee1 December 9, 2008

JuJu on that beat

It's you get so much ZAZA that you Jazzily dance and laugh so hard that you russian flashbang the closest person next to you

I can't believe he JuJu on that beat right next to your girlfriend

by GOODGraceGGamer March 28, 2023

Furry beating

When someone spams a furry with offensive terms

Person: If you don't shut up I will give you a furry beating

Furry: UwU please don't hurt me *whines uncontrollably*

by Casual main April 1, 2021

hella beat

When a person is very ugly another person usually from Northern California calls them hella beat

Yo my nigga that girl from last night was hella beat!

by Margaret Smithers December 28, 2013

catch beats

to receive corporal punishment or to be beaten up. Possibly West Indian in origin, used in London, England.

"Watch what's gonna happen, you're gonna catch beats when my bruvver hears about this!!" Or: "Naah man! I lost my bag, I'm gonna catch beats from my mum tonight"

by IsItThough May 18, 2009