2 definitions by Bandicooties69

Heat and Beat

When someone slathers their penis in their own cum, takes a type of paper (Notebook paper, sandpaper, etc.) and then uses a hair dryer to mold the paper around their penis for extra grip.

Josh: Beating my meat the old fashioned way doesn't feel good anymore...

Dakota: Try the Heat and Beat! You'll never stop!

by Bandicooties69 September 30, 2018

Bill Cosbying

When you eat vanilla pudding as your first meal of the day.

"Austin, stop Bill Cosbying and eat the toast I made for you."

by Bandicooties69 September 29, 2018