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arse hole corsair

A person who mounts raids on arse holes with his fleshy cutlass.
Stay away from bars in Clapham, its full of arse hole corsairs
by Muggs August 28, 2006
mugGet the arse hole corsairmug.

fart higher than your arse

To harbour an inflated opinion of oneself.
As in “That lad David Beckham. He farts higher than his own arse”.
by Gaz Farrell August 28, 2003
mugGet the fart higher than your arsemug.

arse like the top of a sauce bottle

Similar to the following:
* Arse like a blood orange
* Arse like a fresh bullet wound
* Arse like the Japanese flag

can be used to describe untold pain - often a burning sensation - when taking a dump. Spicy foods such as curry can impart such feelings and so too a bad stomach where it feels like you have taken to pissing out of your arsehole ( and the repeated wiping only serves to make it worse)

It is a reference to the visual appearance of the top of a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup. More specifically a large glass and well-used bottle as found in truckers cafes where the lid is often left off and the red ketchup congeals in to something somewhat unsightly.
i.e - "Jeez, I shouldn't have had that vindaloo last night. I've got an arse like the top of a sauce bottle
by Bun001 August 1, 2012
mugGet the arse like the top of a sauce bottlemug.

eat dasha arse out day

If you are in a relationship with a dasha you must put your tongue Up her ass
Ayy yo dasha ready for this baby girl

Yes daddy please tongue anal fuck me
eat dasha arse out day
by Dasha’s daddy February 2, 2022
mugGet the eat dasha arse out daymug.

Grabby-arse-pully monster

Nobody can define the Grabby-arse-pully monter, but some sightings dictate that its arms are over 77 feet long, and secrete a sticky substance that covers your arse and never lets go. God help us all.
Interestingly, the 'arse' in grabby-arse-pully monster is spelt with the English spelling in all regions including America. This is in order to avoid any donkey pulling that may occur.
HOLY SHIT DUDE, I THINK I JUST FELT THE GRABBY-ARSE-PULLY MONSTER, WE'RE SO FUCKED.
by Mrs Brown January 5, 2015
mugGet the Grabby-arse-pully monstermug.

splinters up your arse

to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.
Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!
by Lukus McTaggert April 11, 2008
mugGet the splinters up your arsemug.

Slap Lottie Goodens arse day

Every day is slap Lottie Goodens arse day
Let’s Slap Lottie Goodens Arse Day
by febreezeonmyscrotum June 23, 2019
mugGet the Slap Lottie Goodens arse daymug.

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