by Muggs August 28, 2006
 Get the arse hole corsairmug.
Get the arse hole corsairmug. by Gaz Farrell August 28, 2003
 Get the fart higher than your arsemug.
Get the fart higher than your arsemug. Similar to the following:
* Arse like a blood orange
* Arse like a fresh bullet wound
* Arse like the Japanese flag
can be used to describe untold pain - often a burning sensation - when taking a dump. Spicy foods such as curry can impart such feelings and so too a bad stomach where it feels like you have taken to pissing out of your arsehole ( and the repeated wiping only serves to make it worse)
It is a reference to the visual appearance of the top of a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup. More specifically a large glass and well-used bottle as found in truckers cafes where the lid is often left off and the red ketchup congeals in to something somewhat unsightly.
* Arse like a blood orange
* Arse like a fresh bullet wound
* Arse like the Japanese flag
can be used to describe untold pain - often a burning sensation - when taking a dump. Spicy foods such as curry can impart such feelings and so too a bad stomach where it feels like you have taken to pissing out of your arsehole ( and the repeated wiping only serves to make it worse)
It is a reference to the visual appearance of the top of a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup. More specifically a large glass and well-used bottle as found in truckers cafes where the lid is often left off and the red ketchup congeals in to something somewhat unsightly.
i.e - "Jeez, I shouldn't have had that vindaloo last night. I've got an arse like the top of a sauce bottle
by Bun001 August 1, 2012
 Get the arse like the top of a sauce bottlemug.
Get the arse like the top of a sauce bottlemug. by Dasha’s daddy February 2, 2022
 Get the eat dasha arse out daymug.
Get the eat dasha arse out daymug. Nobody can define the Grabby-arse-pully monter, but some sightings dictate that its arms are over 77 feet long, and secrete a sticky substance that covers your arse and never lets go. God help us all.
Interestingly, the 'arse' in grabby-arse-pully monster is spelt with the English spelling in all regions including America. This is in order to avoid any donkey pulling that may occur.
Interestingly, the 'arse' in grabby-arse-pully monster is spelt with the English spelling in all regions including America. This is in order to avoid any donkey pulling that may occur.
by Mrs Brown January 5, 2015
 Get the Grabby-arse-pully monstermug.
Get the Grabby-arse-pully monstermug. to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting. 
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.
Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!
by Lukus McTaggert April 11, 2008
 Get the splinters up your arsemug.
Get the splinters up your arsemug. by febreezeonmyscrotum June 23, 2019
 Get the Slap Lottie Goodens arse daymug.
Get the Slap Lottie Goodens arse daymug.