sage and luke

the greatest duo to ever roam this fucking earth

rando: “aren’t we like the bes-“
other rando- “we cannot compare to what sage and luke have”

by twinkity dink September 2, 2023

Luke

A luke is an outstandingly sexy bastard. His cock hangs like a horses and any girl is extremely lucky to get some. 10/10 footballer also, legend says he’s the one who taught Lionel Messi.

Man United are shittt says luke

by Leedsman1203 November 22, 2021

Cool Hand Luke

A man whos fingers are so weak they do nothing for a someone sexually

Did he make you cum? No he was a cool hand luke.

by BEXYDOWNUNDA September 10, 2025

Luke

He is Smart,Cute,big dick,and very funny.He can be one of the most bestfriends ever if you know a Luke then you are the most luckiest man/women alive.

Girl:Omg is that Luke
Girl 2:Yes he is so hot

by Rudy Brown November 21, 2021

Luke

A person who will always be there for you no matter what, who's loving, caring, cute, protective, and smart. Who would do anything for you and give you whatever you want. Luke is someone that will make you smile and laugh even when you've been sad. He’s can be shy and introverted at first but becomes his complete self around you once you've gotten to know him, and you'll love him. He is scared of having a girlfriend because he thinks he isn't good enough or thinks he might mess things up in a relationship, but persist and assure him that, not matter what, he's perfect. He'll do anything you want to do, even if he doesn’t like doing it, he'll do it cause it makes you happy and he loves seeing a smile on your face. He says sorry in the best way and won't stop until you know he’s sorry. His blue eyes makes your heart, like wow! His smile is gorgeous and you want to do anything to keep that smile on his face. He is an amazing friend, and an even better boyfriend. If you have a Luke make sure to hold on to him and never let him go cause a Luke is one of those rare people that you don't come across very often.

Person 1: "Is that your boyfriend?"
Person 2: "Yeah. He's so sweet."
Person 1: "He's a Luke all right."

by megkeeper1 November 17, 2020

luke

the name of an annoying little boy who knows nothng except to ignore and annoy people

knock knock knock knock "LUKE GO AWAY" luke-"aw"

by didntknowthatknowdidyou June 15, 2020

Luke (the chinaman) Campbell

The Chinese Paralympic track and field superstar. Although he does not have the mental capacity to learn how to wash his dishes, he is still determined to one day make a better guac than his roommate. He knows that once he has done this, he can finally earn Ju's love.

I beat you in a race you little Luke (the chinaman) Campbell!

by Dean Lane November 26, 2024