did not cook

When someone does something and they don't get the reactions they thought they were going to get.

When a joke fails.

Yo you seen the video John posted? He thought folks were really gonna fuck with his shit, bro did not cook.

by EaglesLose666 February 1, 2025

Cook

Destroy

Ben: I bet $100 I’ll win this round!

Jayshaun: Man stfuu I’ll cook you.

by Xoxopluto July 23, 2021

Cooked

A word that can be used to describe someone or something in a negative way , usually used for people after them completing an unsuccessful action

Ex.1
-"Bro this girl has left me on delivered for 72 hours"

-"Yeah you're cooked"

Ex.2
-"my mum found the penjamin hidden under my pillow"

-"you're so unbelievably cooked"

by RastaMouse23 April 23, 2024

cooked my goose

pissed me off

The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.

by Fried Hog December 7, 2013

Cooked noodle

High on heavy drugs.

Look at her, she's a cooked noodle.

by ravenlotusveela December 7, 2023

Caleb cook

A wonderful person that it very love and have a lot talent

Caleb Cook is the best

by anonymous December 21, 2021

Cooking pot

When you spread a males ass and stick the handle of a cooking pot in it while your dick is in the ass as well. While fucking the male in the ass you shit in to the cooking pot that’s handle is inserted in the ass.

I cooking pot the big black man I was fucking

by Gcockkk October 23, 2023