alabama tool box

pair of vise-grips, a hammer and a roll of duct tape

With an Alabama Tool Box you can fix damn near anything.

by deepfish January 16, 2015

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tool

Tool is synonymous for jock. Tools often jump very high, suck at super smash brothers, gets 4's all around, and loves the booty. Some tools tend to hate Jewish people.

Look at that tool, Sean, going for a tipper.

by Dr. Thirsty June 22, 2014

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An accurate insult to describe a right twat of a human, one who is always a self-centered, righteous and entitled moron. A tool never has a shred of sympathy for anyone but themselves. These people are "born different" in that they're incapable of empathy. Thus only useful to those that know how to play them for what they're worth, to use them like the tool they are. Tool is still such a relevant insult, that is unfortunately almost forgotten in a hyper internet age

Hey man that guy is such a tool. He's got no moral compass, no sympathy and is trying to perpetuate the lie that his boss is a standup guy for what he did to you. I hope he gets worked over till he finally snaps at his ignorant boss.

by Deadmau5UltraAnimals October 2, 2021

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Tool Effect

When bands or artists only releases an album or songs in physical format. So whenever you want to listen to certain album or songs in your phone you have to A. Get the actuall copy of CD, rip the audio into your pc, and put into in your phone (or any music player you desire) B. Illegally download the songs or an album like a chump.

Name Tool Effect comes from Tool, alt rock band, never released an album in digital format untill recently in 2019.

Ex 1. Fuck, I cant listen to One Ok Rock's Skyfall in Spotify because only released in physical format. That is a Tool Effect

Ex 2. Some of J Rock bands I listen to is not on Spotify. That is a Tool Effect

by Kobop312 October 25, 2019

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