Goblin

Ewww look at that single mom with her two ugly looking goblins.
by Ahojq October 3, 2020
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Goblin

When a chick so ugly that she doesn’t even fit in the scale of 1-10 and actually gets a negative number.
James: “oi what would you rate her”
Robaldi: “probs a -3 aye, she a goblin
Vikram: “nah bro she’s hot, I finna cum on her”
by VikkyBthegoblinsmasher November 23, 2020
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Line Goblin

A creature of unknown origin that demands those who step even a microcosm out of line to go to the back, there is no arguing with the line goblin for the line goblin is on the side of the people and everyone agrees with them
Filthy line goblin told me to go to the "back of the line pal!"
by Tantal July 26, 2022
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Crotch Goblin

When a man cums in a womens mouth while he knees her in the crotch and pulling the womens cheeks, as she kneels.
That guy definitely crotch goblined that girl over there
by Myarenda November 18, 2021
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Goblin mode

Nick and hunter go goblin mode when there tgt
by Mathieu campbell September 16, 2022
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grip the goblin

A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.
Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!
by Drippyness June 30, 2018
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Goblin

To get yourself totally wasted from the use of alcohol or similar substances.
Term coined after a drinking benchmark set up for a MCOC player.
"If I could goblin myself I wouldn't need a girlfriend!"

"I got Goblined last night ....THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HAHAHAHA"

"Yeah I don't really understand what's going on with the new event. But I'm trying to get my Goblin on tonight".
by ratatatttttt January 28, 2017
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