Unless you're a woman

Since you love being correct so much... Here: *Saying something like that would get you punched... UNLESS YOU'RE A WOMAN, JORDAN. Get it? Being an anonymous troll is like being a woman. You say whatever you want. No accountability.

Hym "Unless you're a woman, Jordan. Or if I'm the strongest one in the room. Like if it's just me and a sickly old man I can STILL say whatever I want. Or if I have a gun... OR if I have an army or hammer clowns and they are somewhere you don't want them to be while we talk. There are a lot of ways to get around that conceptually. And as far as becoming a tyrant is concerned... John Wick Murdered hundreds of people over a dog. You think those people didn't have families? Friends? Dogs? Who's going to feed their dogs? He's still the hero."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

You're so Portuguese

Markiplier when he sees a cat that's Portuguese

Cat: "Meow"
Markiplier: "Aw you're so Portuguese"

by Cyberspaxz November 17, 2023

you're just a body

When someone thinks they live rent free in your head, make you pissed, or annoyed. Even though they really aren't important, they're nothing but another body on this earth you don't care about.

Person 1: hey, bitch you suck at *current thing you're doing*, be better hahaha.

Person 2: *ignores*

Person 1: hahaha i know you hate me right now, im pissing you off.

Person 2: *turns head* you're just a body, i dont care about what you're saying.

by Chebster September 20, 2023

You're getting it

You have a shot at dating a girl or guy

Guy #1- I really like ally she's so hot and I keep catching her looking at me
Guy #2- Yeah I think you're getting it

by Thewisecracker November 22, 2014

shut up you're my shut up

A phrase for when someone you love won't shut up about fucking you.

Caleb kept saying how much he wanted to have sex with karter so carter said "shut up you're my shut up"

by Logthenerd October 2, 2022

You're*

What an intellectual says to point out that someone throwing shade made a spelling error. It can be used for any spelling error in the right situation, but it is most powerful when used against someone who used the word "your" instead of "you're". If used against the opponent successfully, it has a 75% chance to automatically kill the opponent's entire argument, but if used incorrectly, it can make you look stupid and has an 80% chance of giving the opponent an immediate victory.

Double effectiveness against cyberbullies above the age of 9.

12-year-old: Your a fucking moron you little piece of shit. All you do is sit on your ass and play league of legends getting fatter and fatter by the minute as your crusty hand goes into the party size Dorito bag your mom bought to hold you off while you rot in her basement, not having touched grass in a decade or more.

21-year-old: You're*

12-year-old: *dies from embarrassment*

by Astatos June 25, 2022

You're Seven

The act of defending yourself after losing the gulag and your teammates are roasting you. A way of defense after you fuck up and you know you're wrong.

person 1 : You suck. How do you lose the gulag so many times.

person 2 : You're Seven alright.

by yeeticus maximus 7 April 18, 2020