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white widow

a white widow saps you dry of your resources and funds and things and claims to fame she is the hoe to beat in your life. she also claims to fame she loves you beyond measure. this hoe is usually guised as your guardian angel. after she strings you along and saps you dry of all you had, she loves her white widow male the best. you don't have the best of her love. just her worst for kicks with money.
this white widow hoe swears she's the one. she just wants to scam me. thinks I'm a sucker for her antics.
by aromabinger November 28, 2024
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Alpha widow

A woman who obsesses over the image of a man. Although she can live a normal life and move on she feels a void. If she’s able to remeet the man if she’s sensible she’ll see he was nothing she imagine. If unsensible will go back to him despite his red flags.

People who suffer from alpha widow syndrome are able to live normal lives and grow and find someone better but the image they gave a person distorts reality so they’re not able to see things for how they are.
The spiritual may also call this a soul tie.
She’s suffering from alpha widow syndrome so she won’t come out of her head.
by Unija777 February 12, 2024
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Microsoft Windows

since version 10, it's been one of the most bloated OSes in the world, no wonder it's having such a decline in the market..
and don't get me started about Windows 11 and its oh-so-heavenly requirements, TPM 2, really?
there has been a method of bypassing those requirements, but it's been patched with the new build. (24H2)
this is why i'm telling you guys, MOVE TO LINUX!!
reasons why:
- it has few to no exploits
- it even has a distro dedicated to hacking
- it's fast and smooth
- Debian-based OSes are easy to get used to and to install
and much more.
did you know that there are over a thousand exploits for Microsoft Windows?
by uzrboot February 25, 2024
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White Widow

When a dude is receiving a blow job, and just about to cum, and the giver scrapes their teeth on the penis, stopping the whole production in its tracks.
"Hey man, how's it going with Danielle?"

"Oh, I dunno dude, it might be over. She white widowed me last night. AND the night before! I can't be with someone who can't handle the size, I've got bite marks on my dick and it's painful!"
by Blonde Girl 2 March 8, 2024
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Chad Widow

black widows that form webs low enough that only men 6ft or taller can walk into.
The Chad Widow's web caught Vlad by surprise as he was hiking through the forest.
by Mezzma May 3, 2024
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White Widow

Pronounced. /wait-wɪd.əʊ/

Noun meaning: a bleached anus
'Finding a white widow is a rare but very, very, very special occasion my friend!'
by TONY of SXW2 May 24, 2024
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Wooster Widower

The Wooster Widower, is when a person and their partner attend The College Of Wooster, and separate due to one going trans.
"Did you hear they pulled a Wooster Widower?"
"She got a dick now or what"
by MuscleOrEagers March 10, 2026
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