An activity for college hipsters to participate in while they are drinking tea or smoking hookah. It involves wearing epically colorful sweaters and listening to indie music.
Hey! Remy and I are going to go whale counting at the shore as we drink cups of darjeeling, wanna come?
by incroyable May 22, 2009
Get the Whale Countingmug. I told my 18-year old conservative son not to go whale watching in Puerto Vallarta because I fear that whale could eat him for posting something on Twitter stating "Facts don't care about your feelings".
by BetterSkatez January 25, 2021
Get the Whalemug. Psychiatry doctor Tracy Davies from Dodge City Kansas. She is a fat shit who will criticize your weight everytime you walk through her door.
Person 1:Tracy Davies sent me to the hospital for saying kms in a message.
Person 2:Oh you mean the whale? Yeah, she a bitch.
Person 2:Oh you mean the whale? Yeah, she a bitch.
by TrickAssHo3 November 30, 2017
Get the Whalemug. Someone who is fat, On average, still lives with their mom and has no father. They typically spend all their time playing games such as Idle angels, And other anime girl spinning games. They spend lots of money on these games trying to get their favorite "Waifuu" and will never live up to anything in life because they are lazy, fat, pieces of shit, and spend all day on the internet.
Guy: Don't play Idle Angels.
Guy #2: Why shouldn't I, What would you do if I did?
Guy: All you do in that game is spin for little anime whores and then get cards.
Guy #2: And, So what if I care.
Guy: Alright then be a Whale if you want.
Guy #2: Why shouldn't I, What would you do if I did?
Guy: All you do in that game is spin for little anime whores and then get cards.
Guy #2: And, So what if I care.
Guy: Alright then be a Whale if you want.
by Zubeia May 4, 2022
Get the Whalemug. Whale:
“Wow, spending $5 on a game app? You’re basically a whale now. Better watch out for that tax audit.”
“Wow, spending $5 on a game app? You’re basically a whale now. Better watch out for that tax audit.”
by pirate agent September 10, 2024
Get the Whalemug. A chubby female who after failing at normal social interaction, acquiesces to her desire for companionship and engages in a lesbian relationship with a fellow chubby female with a similar history of social rejection.
The Whale Dyke had refused to admit to herself or others that she was a lesbian, despite having spent the last eight months engaging in lesbian sex on an almost daily basis with two different fellow chubbies
by mck73 February 12, 2014
Get the Whale Dykemug. by epik funni whale December 16, 2021
Get the epik funni whalemug.