the washing machine crispy

When you need to match the food to make it crispy.

The food is the washing machine crispy.

by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023

wash

something you need to fucking do cus u stink like shit

yo have you smelt rachel? she needs to wash her fucking ass she smells like shit

by nahomieurhomieboi February 18, 2022

Washed

When someone is a fuckboi/girl hat’s warn out to the point of no more weekly “bangs”

Fuck brandon your washed the fuck out.

by Darlingjane January 4, 2018

Het-Washing

The act of historians intentionally reframing historically queer relationships as platonic friendships in order to 'wash' queer identity from history.

"I was shocked to learn that the two English artist bros who lived together for 50 years as confirmed bachelors, who never married, who shared a bed because their bromance was so strong, who kept up daily written correspondence their entire lives turned out to just be roommates! Thanks, Het-Washing for sanitizing my view of history!

See also: "Oh My God They Were Roommates Vine"

by S. Strides November 17, 2022

Eagle-Washed

Someone who originated from somewhere other than America and went there then became stereotypically American (guns cars wars etc)

Gabriel is Canadian but he’s the most American out of all of us he’s definitely Eagle-Washed

by Alexcraft518 March 8, 2024

Flannel Wash

An item that is used to simultaneously was your Anus, face and Vagina as the same time and is a modern take on hygienic washing.

Bekki hurt her leg at PT. She was struggling to walk so her log suffering boyfriend Leon offered to give her a flannel wash. He started from the bottom up to maximise hygiene.

by BadBoyFlannelMan November 26, 2024

The dirty washing machine

When the girl curls up into a ball and the guy sticks his huge cock in the anus and the roll around on the floor like a washing machine

Me and granny did the dirty washing machine last night

by Hugecockthisbig👐 September 16, 2018