Slang for an uncontrollable urge to bear children and start a family with your best friend on a farm.
by pombombonky March 21, 2024

Ah yes beautiful CVA located in Central New York. What more can you ask for when you have athletic boners and girls that think very highly of themselves. If you’re like me, you think they look very silly for trying so hard. I wish they new you’re popularity in k-12 isn’t going to go on a job/college resume. welp CVA just about sucks other than some of the teachers, classes and the cafeteria is pretty nice but the food is a 4-5 depending on the day. Friday’s are the best because not only is it going to be “ Friday Night Lights” nor the weekend it’s PIZZA DAYY like that’s a good day to come to school.
person from CVA: i’m from CVA
person not from CVA: Who?
person from CVA: you know Central Valley Academy
person not from CVA: Who?
person not from CVA: Who?
person from CVA: you know Central Valley Academy
person not from CVA: Who?
by bootyboootyboobies September 15, 2019

The act of using an elongated toilet to go to the bathroom, either via sitting or standing, where the elongated portion of the toilet oval opening is longest left to right, and shortest between near and far. This is usually done because of the opulence of this particular relief configuration. Also, a seated version could be referred to as "Side-Saddle."
I am not some sort of peasant! I am going to use this urine receptacle Napa Valley Style like any true member of class! Now fetch me some decorative towels to wipe my genitals on.
by MattyOnIce February 19, 2021

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by The Snagajob January 2, 2019

The act of fucking a girl in her ass while she then shits on you as you procede to fuck her in her vagina.
by MrNiggaArches August 18, 2011
