Unicorn Points

Any player that scores over 7.5 points against Meli on any given matchday

Of course Brownhill comes up with 35 unicorn points against Meli

by UncornPoints101 March 6, 2022

Unicorn Bath

There’s a group of guys who like other guys... they stand and create an arch of man swords; jetting their well earned man-goop over the well intentioned recipient, creating a Unicorn Bath

Did you hear about Chip? Met some guys on a night out and it ended in a total unicorn bath

by Smorgansmorgan December 26, 2018

Unicorn Ride

When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.

“Yo jake, that unicorn ride at your bachelor party was fucking EPIC!!!”

by Trixi6969 February 20, 2022

Trim those unicorn bristles

Stop being an ad-hominem nazi douchebag

"Ok bud, you probably think China isn't _real_ communism"
"LOL, trim those unicorn bristles, bub"

by FloozyFoot June 30, 2022

Glaswegian Unicorn

A sexual position where people engage in ménage à trois but the centre person wears a dildo strapped on their forehead and gets down on all fours. All people have had plentiful amounts of scotch and one person performs vaginal or anal sex behind the 'unicorn' while another literally rides the unicorn's horn.

"I hear that Tom, Jessica and Beth got really fucked up at that party, apparently they were doing a Glaswegian Unicorn in front of everybody."

by KantoChaos April 24, 2017

Unicorn

Horses with a horn on their head which are often seen in fictional stories.
They only let pure maidens ride them.
This leads to their other name "horny horses with a virgin fetisch"

Girl: I want to see a Unicorn
Unicorn:
*mouth watchers at the thought of a little girl riding it*
Come over here you can ride me all night

by Fredzillian November 20, 2019

unicorn threesome

When 3 people have unicorn horns (dildos) on their heads and they all get fucked simultaneously whilst on their knees which makes a fuck circle.

"Since we're all dressed like unicorns for Halloween, we should have a unicorn threesome!"

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025