Twitter

Twitter is a secondary word for circus
Because on twitter everyone is a clown

Me: I was on Twitter with a lot of clowns in there

by le real ditunare October 15, 2022

twitter

where your opinion does not matter

person 1:hey i think we sho-
person 2:SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS TWITTER YOU DON'T GET AN OPINION

by figg12 February 21, 2023

twitter tryhard

People(s) who make it their lifes mission to post X Rated content in mass volume and/or quality.

Damn… they are definitely some twitter tryhards

by anonymous January 31, 2023

Twitter

it's like SMS in the 90s but now everyone gets to read them

a) man i don't want to read that twitter
b) can't talk right now just send me a twitter later
c) this twitter sucks donkey

by duffysnackboat August 6, 2022

Twitter Payted

female equivalent of male blue balls.

That batch be Twitter payted

by Digging deep March 4, 2023

twitter

a bird

hey look at that twitter

by sam667 March 7, 2017

twitter hippy

Refers to an individual(s) who displays themselves as a "hippy" via social networking sites, but upon being seen and conversed with in person, have no outstanding qualities that would allow them to be seen as aforementioned "hippy". Twitter biographies often include descriptors declaring that one is indeed "a hippy", "flower child", "peace lover", "acid lover", etc. May even go as far as to tweet and retweet things that encourage this false image, even though they may not fully understand the subject matter of said tweets.

John: "Sarah is a very judgmental, mean girl."
David: "But her twitter makes her seem so peaceful and cool, she's got a picture of the Buddha on her header!"
John: "Nah, she's just a twitter hippy."

by Skyeandsea November 17, 2013