To have your female or adorably squishy dominican male friend squirt all over your face, and wipe their butthole all over your face, aswell.
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The act of murdering a stranger, then making them hold something the size of your dick until they go still and then have at it.
by hollypalmer24 June 14, 2024
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Get the tootsie rancher mug.October 31th: This is a day dedicated to taking a moment to throw or toss anyone known by any person as Untir. This celebration is the same day as a lesser known celebration referred to as "Halloween".
Toss Untir day - "I tossed Untir out of the courthouse for fucking up and showing up in a Kana Arima cosplay."
by Not the melon child October 29, 2024
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That one last rebellious drop of pee that refuses to join the rest of its squad, only to make its dramatic exit after you’ve already zipped up and declared victory. results in awkward wet spots
That one last rebellious drop of pee that refuses to join the rest of its squad, only to make its dramatic exit after you’ve already zipped up and declared victory. results in awkward wet spots
“Wyd man”
“Trying to air-dry this stupid tjoss before anyone notices.”
“Oh so that’s why u are walking like a penguin?”
“Trying to air-dry this stupid tjoss before anyone notices.”
“Oh so that’s why u are walking like a penguin?”
by Randomguy777 November 21, 2024
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That one last rebellious drop of pee that refuses to join the rest of its squad, only to make its dramatic exit after you’ve already zipped up and declared victory. Often results in awkward wet spots and questioning all your life choices
That one last rebellious drop of pee that refuses to join the rest of its squad, only to make its dramatic exit after you’ve already zipped up and declared victory. Often results in awkward wet spots and questioning all your life choices
“Wyd man”
“Trying to air-dry this stupid tjos before anyone notices.”
“Oh so that’s why u are walking like a penguin?”
Pro Tip: Shaking, dancing, or waiting five extra seconds won’t save you. The tjoss always wins
“Trying to air-dry this stupid tjos before anyone notices.”
“Oh so that’s why u are walking like a penguin?”
Pro Tip: Shaking, dancing, or waiting five extra seconds won’t save you. The tjoss always wins
by Randomguy777 November 21, 2024
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