an individual, usually male, who is a member of the UB Thunder of the East marching band. Most likely a Tuba player. These individuals are characterized by by the backwards black UB fitted cap, blue batting gloves, and aviators that make up their uniform.
Yo, did you see the UB game on ESPN2 last night? Which one of those tools thought it would look bad ass to wear aviators with their tuba?
by link2397 November 19, 2009

by Zoru May 9, 2024

These are the people that try to get on television and call their friends to see if they're on tv. They wave and smile like the true tools that they are.
John sat in the front row behind home plate at the Indians game and called me to let me know that was him waving. What a telecell tool.
by cinti August 24, 2006

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.
He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.
He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.
He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.
by Gmannetje June 27, 2022

a piece of software that carries out a particular function, typically creating or modifying another program.
by Arminkshipper August 9, 2024

Used to describe someone you can’t stand but has everything piece of equipment you need to do the job just “OK”.
by Datdewd July 6, 2021

a person that is very good in competitive shooter they're role is a duelist there are more than 1 duelist they get flamed by the person who is using the word "Dog" the character/agent that is mostly being used for this word is the agent called "Clove".
by Burt1244 December 23, 2024
