telecell tool

These are the people that try to get on television and call their friends to see if they're on tv. They wave and smile like the true tools that they are.

John sat in the front row behind home plate at the Indians game and called me to let me know that was him waving. What a telecell tool.

by cinti August 24, 2006

troll tool

Phrase or opinion stated for the sole purpose of trolling.

That stuff about the white and gold dress is such a troll tool.

by Mr. Fuckit February 27, 2015

Glens Falls Tool

Something or someone that resembles this person, god like or control freak.

So today I checked in to a hotel and the company card bounced, the supervisor acted like a Glens Falls Tool

by joekr December 8, 2012

Tool-it

A place to use the bathroom. Both numbers one and two.

Hey babe, I will be on the tool-it for awhile

by Staydown2722 November 14, 2021

Tool

a person, usually a male, who thinks they are god, and they were sent onto this earth to make stupid comments with no importance to them whatsoever.

Jason McGuire is such a tool

by godddddd121256 December 8, 2010

Tool Tank thirsty thursdays

When you go out on Thirsty Thursdays wearing your favorite Tool Tank.

mike: " Bro you going out for Tool Tank Thirsty Thursdays?"

jon: " already got mines on "

by the_lifeguard November 19, 2010

Tool

jake paul

how did anyone like that guy in the first place? he's such a fucking tool.

by al0newith20bucks August 9, 2020