When your girl tries to put your banana shaped cock in your mouth but it makes the Mad Monkey ANGERRYYY!! So then you spank her in the bojangles and tear out her pube hair, and use superglue to put it all over your body, officially making you the maddest of monkeys,
Good ol Albert: That girl tried to give me head, but that made me turn into a Mad Monkey!!
Good ol Bobby: I noticed you had brown pubes all over you.
Good ol Bobby: I noticed you had brown pubes all over you.
by Good Ol Dude March 14, 2019
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i have mad feels towards jessica man, im flunking so many classes because that ass is always on my mind.
by Kale69 June 19, 2017
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He is as mad as a hatter,
by WDD2 May 25, 2016
Get the as mad as a hatter mug.Revived from the year 2004.. In 2016 there was yet another mad dumper.. Shitting in the stalls clearly on the floor for everyone to see! Though he was never thwarted, we fear the day he shits again, once again.. Answering the age old question as to why corn sticks to our doo-doo.
Student: Uh.. Ms. Barben! The mad dumper is back again! There more corn filled poo on the floor!
Ms. Barben: God dammit, I'm trying to teach World History and this fucker is taking shits on the floor..!
Ms. Barben: God dammit, I'm trying to teach World History and this fucker is taking shits on the floor..!
by BluntsMcGee May 13, 2016
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