Unicorning

When you piss of your girlfriend or wifeo and you go to sleep and she cuts off your penis and glues it to your forehead

Don't piss me off or I'll cut your dick off and unicorning you

by Cyclonewind77 November 2, 2021

Upright unicorn

When a man inserts a sounding rob into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's

James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a notch and perform the Upright unicorn on FaceBook Live.

by cornballDogsitterslut.com March 27, 2024

Unicorn Sniffing

Unicorn Sniffing is when a friend who isn’t very nice sprays a unicorn scented perfume up your nose and you can’t stop sneezing.

I’m not going to say your name but “L” is the first letter of your name. “Why are you unicorn sniffing?”

by Unknown_475 September 26, 2018

terrorist unicorn

The act of giving someone a rim job while holding their penis above your head as if you were a unicorn, and while doing said rim job screaming like you are gonna detonate a bomb; i.e. la-la-la-la-la-la

Friend: "How was your date last night?"
Me: "It was terrifying and great!"
Friend: "What happened?"
Me: "She gave me a terrorist unicorn!"

by WandObi March 1, 2018

Slippery unicorn

When a man puts a melted ice cream cone on his head and penetrates her with it woman's vaginal chamber while screaming, "I am an invincible unicorn!!!"

Jack pulled a slippery unicorn and everyone looked at him with absolute disgust

by DuckLord500 May 30, 2024

Winking Unicorn

When you attach a plunger to a bald woman’s forehead/head top, and cum in her eye.

I know chemo was tough but when we get home, I’m gonna turn you into a winking unicorn.

by Sofakinglit October 24, 2023

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by anonymous December 19, 2021