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Brain Fart

When your in mid-conversation and... Damn!! I forget what I was gonna say!
I can't give one because I forget what I was talking about... Duh!! Sorry everyone!

BRAIN FART!!
by scrale May 2, 2014
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banana brained

Original:
"of limited intelligence who can't keep his mind on the task at hand" (adjective refering to a person)
Reference implies a person who has the mental capacity of a monkey or ape and can think only of eating bananas, instead of anything else.
"very dumb" (adjective refering to an idea)
Implies an idea thought up by a monkey or ape.

New: United States Army Specicial Forces term coined sometime after the 2001-2002 war in Afghanistan, meaning specifically "shot to the head" (verb), "a really, really dead _______" {(adjective) usually describing a corpse minus the head}, or "Just got killed in a very bad way" (statement). Statement form generally used in the same context as headshot.

Originated from a very dark humor joke:
Joke teller - "What's the last thing that goes through a terrorit's mind?"
Recipient - "I don't know, what?"
Teller - (At this point the teller holds up a 50 caliber bullet that has been deformed after firing and impact) "I don't know either, but it looks like a banana!"
Original:

Adjective refering to a person -
After the car accident, the first words out of my mouth were "You banana brained moron! Were you even wacting the road!"

Adjectiver refering to an idea-
"Most of the class will be passing, except for young Mr. Smith here. His banana brained political thesis "Toking Presidents = World Peace" has rewarded him the pleasure of being my student next year as well as this."

New:

Verb -
"Damn, Johnson's hit!"
"He gonna make it?"
"No, banana brained."

Adjective -
"I told you he's a crack shot. Look at this poor banana brained fool."

Statement -
"Shot's away. Let's give it two seconds flight time and...ouch. Banana brained."
by awelltrainedferret May 7, 2007
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squirrel brain

when you push all your foreskin in a in a bunch and it looks like a squirrel brain, looks very nasty.
during a drunken night, I whipped my squirrel brain out and showed my friends
by revilo nworb August 27, 2013
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Brain Glue

when your brain crawls out of your head then this helps keep it inside your brain-case. but it must be left to dry for at least 4 hours or it will just escape again.
damn im all out of brain glue. if i dont get some soon then he'll run away again.
by toaster zombie January 20, 2009
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Brain Skeeze

When a women has side affects similar to the pain felt by eating ice cream too fast, when she is giving filagio.
"Suck my dick bitch...... oh shit i gots brain skeeze"
by MarkyBoii February 4, 2009
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Train Brain

Similar to road head, train brain is getting a blowjob on an extremely crowded train.
Carl: Dude, I got the sickest train brain yesterday.
Chad: Nice, what happened?
Carl: I ended up cumming on the guy standing next to me and getting kicked off the train.
Chad: Gnarly.
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Pickle Brain

When your built like a moose getting rammed by a deer while it's being cut open by a hunter with a baby eating its insides
by Pudp February 27, 2020
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