Fake twat

A girl who acts like your friend in front of people, but in reality you know that you two will forever not like each other. She will seek any chance to make any digs at you privately.

That girl follows my sisters on Instagram but refuses to follow me. She acts like she is my friend just to get the approval of others, but we all know she's a fake twat.

by Katm14 September 1, 2013

Fake Virgin

Someone who has kissed many people and still says they are a virgin

Wait your a fake virgin

by Gungja February 25, 2021

fake fail

To fake fail is to tell others you did not study or practice and then do well in that exam.

Zac fake failed so hard for the french exam

by Conroy2260 October 21, 2018

Fake Plant

A usually inorganic object which looks like a plant. Most often made of some sort of plastic.

"I'm going to water this plant!"
"No dude, that's a FAKE Plant!"

by Beholderface January 27, 2018

fake n'baker

1.) A person who is a wannabe stoner. Someone who has lots of pot around for show but doesn't know how to prep it and smoke it.

2.) A person who is a fake, vapid, two-faced hater who also smokes a lot of pot.

"Did you see Brian trying to roll that cone? He's such a fake n'baker."
"Every party Brian is always whipping out a bag of weed and pretending to get high. Total fake n'baker."

"Ugh Melissa is such a fake n'baker. All she does is smoke tree and hate on everyone."
"My neighbors are such fake n'bakers"

by BermpChick January 2, 2013

facebook fake

people who pretend to be someone they are not only on facebook when clearly we all know how much of a fake bitch you really are!

I love my kids and my husband but I am a facebook fake and sit on my ass all day and do nothing but facebook and drink like a fish!

by don't want to know you February 20, 2011

Fake bro

A bro that doesn't put in effort to hangout or talk. One that doesn't get on Xbox with the bois.

Yeah, Daniel is such a fake bro.

by Ironleal June 28, 2019